Nice! I’m still working on that one.

For me, it was deciding that water is my primary beverage and all others are rare treats or supplements. I only use water to address thirst specifically. If I need electrolytes for some reason, I just use hydration salts. I feel a lot better and it saves a bit of money. The dental hygiene aspect is a plus, too. I file caffeinated drinks under supplements and save them for an emergency boost when I need it.

B>A>C

Oops. Good catch.I’ll leave it unedited in penance for my error.

“Good news! It was just a mild sprain!”

“What’s the bad news?”

“Your advanced AIDS is making the rabies even more difficult to treat.”

…would have made a whip and negotiated with profiteers the old-fashioned way.

Everybody cheer! Nevermind why we have one in the first place.

Not only that, but I bet she got a pizza party in her honor and they only charged employees $5 per slice!

Dystopian? They’ve briefly averted the orphan crushing machine! It’s cause for celebration!

I enjoy each item individually, so that’s how I sometimes eat it, like a chicken dinner with waffles for dessert.

IHOP WILL NOT SERVE/SEAT GUEST WITH STRONG MARIJUANA ODOR OF ONE ITS LARGEST CUSTOMER DEMOGRAPHICS.

THANK YOU,

-(SOON TO BE UNEMPLOYED) MANAGEMENT

That’s exactly what I was looking for. We’re on the same side here. Thanks for your thorough response. Yeah, he’s made subsidized bait-and-switch an art form. If you or I did that kind of damage to public infrastructure we’d be on death row.

Morley and you! The smarter combination.

That makes sense. Thanks for clarifying!

It’s all been downhill since the demise of the pop-up headlight vehicle-free city.

I’m having a bit of laugh, but in all seriousness, I should be able to walk downtown without risk of being hit by a car. I bought a reflective cap after a near miss. It was not the last. I may have to get a vest next. I work and live here. I shouldn’t have to dodge traffic.

Would you expand on this? I’m pro working class and I feel like there’s a story I want to hear more of here.

Are they really? Just NAs or all Miatas?

You’re right, of course. That and the added collision risk if they do get hit while the lights are up. Still, going over a hood is much safer than under.

Amen! If we’re going to have 85 mph traffic through a dense residential area, those pedestrians need to be able to see a vehicle from at least a mile away.

Okay. Crazy idea, but hear me out first. What if instead of expanding on the tired old SUV paradigm, we instead motorize football field bleachers?

Way taller and brighter than anything else on the road.

I see it now. He might have been the prototype for Michael Scott.

Mayor of which city?