The survived by section reads like a twelve days of Christmas song

My first thought as well

Ahh, yes, I did not catch that. Thanks!

Could be, but my dad would get old billboards to use as tarps for hay. The hay barn roof leaked so we had to cover the stacks inside. The hay barn was 60x100ft and we would get tarps that spanned the width, so at least 60ft.

🎶”Climb ev’ry mountain Ford ev’ry stream🎶

Was there a description of his injuries? It just looks like his nose got hit pretty hard (possibly broken?) and that’s it.

Yeah, a lot of people don’t know shit about computers. When I was working as a commissioning engineer, we would ping devices after using bootp to make sure the setup was successful. I got so many comments from electricians, millwrights and plant personnel just for using command prompt. “Oh wow you’re hacking!” Or “You have logged in to the matrix!” I’m sure sometimes they were just joking but most of them truly believed I was doing some high level stuff.

Obligatory: “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.”

I don’t want to be negative about people’s looks, but she looks like she had some terrible plastic surgery. Or had it done when she was younger and it didn’t age well? But her face looks mildly melted.

And I doubt Johnny Cash would have condoned this. Or at least I would hope so.

🎶I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down. Livin’ in the hopeless, hungry side of town. I wear it for the prisoner who is long paid for his crime. But is there because he’s a victim of the times.🎶

Yeah, it’s more his personality. My other cat is very chill but the smallest one has a compulsion to shred cardboard and paper, really anything that will tear. He also plays by himself running up and down the hallway all hours of the night chasing toys he brought there for the purpose. Just a ton of energy, gets bored easily.

Lucky, mine came back and wanted more. Nothing terrified me more than the idea of the little crack head getting caffeinated.

Ha! Cats, never change. I was on my roof fixing my satellite dish which is on a mast, and got the surprise of my life to suddenly feel my cat butting my ankles. I did not know he could climb a ladder.

King? Is he a baby titan?

Fingers crossed it’s extinction burst behavior.

Never knew I had slavic tendencies. I’m picky though it has to be Claussen dill.

Oh, I missed that. Saw the part about owls in the trees, but sharks don’t seem like something owls would hunt.

A large bird is probably responsible. Eagles can pick up sheep.

And I immediately think “the mushroom strain?”

This happened twice to me and my Dad. The last thing we usually do when talking the boat out of the water is remove the drain plug. It is kept in the boat’s glove compartment, when not in the water. Both times we noticed pretty quickly and were able to get it back on the trailer and pull it up to drain.