If I’m sending my consciousness to escape somewhere, why the fuck would I choose to end up here?

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!

It’s certainly not dangerous, but, every community could use more traffic around here, so it doesn’t make any sense to spread it out any thinner.

Paragraph? This is Trump we’re talking about. He can’t hold a thought for longer than two sentences, max.

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I know he was a spokescat, but I can’t remember which brand. Maybe 9 lives?

I just remembered the Internet is a limitless source of knowledge. And yes, it was 9 Lives.

Honestly, pretty much everything I do is habit.

If I have to actually think about doing something, it’s usually because something really bad just happened.

There’s always going to bed earlier.

I can’t fear Monday if I never know what day it is!

Looks like you’re out of flags. Would you like to purchase 10 more for $2.99?

EDIT: My brain read Minesweeper. 😂 Oh well, I’m leaving it.

Listen bud, for every man-hater out there, there are about 5 others who voted for “Your body, MY choice.” There’s assholes everywhere. We just accept them as assholes and move on. And now we need to figure out if you’re offended because you ARE one of the pieces of shit they are calling out, or if you’re just too delicate to deal with people not liking a group that you just happened to be born into.

Not everyone has to like you, but keep it up if you want to add to the number who don’t.

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

I haven’t even seen one. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t understand the issue.

Oh. OIL FREE OIL of Olay.

Yeah, it’s a brand, Dairy Queen doesn’t change it’s name when you buy a hot dog.

TAFT DID IT!

I’m not REAL into these, but every now and then I find one (usually much lighter than like) that clicks with me and I dump a few days into it before I get bored.

Dead cells was fun.

Children of Morta was pretty cool as you have a whole family to level up.

My son was playing Skul that looked fun.

Wow, I can’t believe he had that many people fooled!

I LOVE Harry Cox!

But the gubment forced us into a contract of indentured servitude under the social security gold standard emancipation proclamation​!