The Constitution of the US of frickin A

That’s the Deceleration of Independence.

Beehaw.org has disabled the down vote button/doesn’t federate down votes. So you could try posting over there, it’s pretty great

Just put a door on it

Many towns use Facebook to post information about meetings, elections, events, etc., and they don’t post it anywhere else. Unfortunately you can only look at a page for so long before they make you log in. So without an account you could miss stuff.