Missing guns to be Phil Spector.

Everyone can now participate in Sunday Funday: The Purge Edition.

It’s totally fine when white people do it. /s

Why can’t people just do it for the love of the game?

When you put it that way, the employees should be elastic about being fired.

Debbie Does a Dallas

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The Senate has banned insider trading.

The House welcomes insider trading.

I’m here to receive Grand Pappy Nurgle’s gift.

So the families of Sandy Hook can’t get paid because of reasons??

Basically it’s just one more avenue for paying bribes.

That’s the entire Lumtpy Trumpty Administration.

Sorry, that might upset billionaires and large corporation feelings. The parasites in the Epstein class are jOb CrEaToRs and eConOmIc EnGinEs.

This sounds like a modified Narcissist prayer.

I prefer corporations rat fucking my health and life cause I know I am just being sacrificed the Line That Always Go Up.

The Democrats have to seek permission from their corporate overlords before commenting on anything.

The more I look at this, the more unhinged it becomes. None of the buttons are organized, the billionaire has a giant toe for a foot, and I keep thinking the billionaire has six fingers instead of five.

Prefect amount of unhingedness. 10/10.

You wouldn’t know about my super cool band. We only play in Canada. The same country where my girlfriend is from.

Ronnie Ray-gun ruined everything.

I see the Emus have called on their allies the Mice to attack Australia.

Ooohhh, I imagine Rep. Virginia Foxx has stocks in private prison companies. Modern day slave traders.