I need to find more opportunities to use “I don’t know what kind of ruse you’re trying to perpetrate” in my life. Preferably over completely banal things.

Depending on its orientation, it’s probably pretty dark inside too.

Jealous of a back deck with a hot tub surrounded by lovely flowers? Hell yeah I am! Even the dude looks like he’s be good company.

Me too! I love his expression.

I’m pretty sure McDonald’s Cyrus isn’t a bot.

I mod a couple of communities I missed from Reddit. I’ve been stealing content from there to get the communities going (using the dystopia app so no ads and I don’t interact with Reddit at all). It’s honestly a bit jarring to read the nastiness/aggression in the comments after 5 weeks on lemmy. It’s so much nicer here, I hope we don’t lose that vibe completely as lemmy grows.

I think you’ll find that calories are based on weight and more weight equals more calories. /s

Is this first (sorta) rickroll in the fediverse?!

The Memmy app has been having an issue where every single comment you write has 2 upvotes as standard, not the usual 1. Not gonna lie, I thought I was mildly funny/interesting until Memmy acknowledged the error in one of their updates. 🥲

Edit: they just fixed the issue but this comment has a real upvote and I can now go to sleep feeling socially validated!

Is there a “don’t you know who I am” community yet? I really enjoyed that Reddit sub.