Throw it into the sun

If these pictures look the same to you, you are a heretic.

Neither, and I never once had the cable fall out. Just imagine the countless seconds I saved from not screwing and unscrewing.

Maybe that’s why it’s unsigned

I was so invested in that show’s ongoing plot as a kid. The writers put a lot more thought into it than they needed to. And the voice actors were all awesome, especially Megatron.

Don’t worry, I’m still here

Probably began life as a gif and got auto-converted

Don’t worry, she’s not on Myspace anymore.

They were right, it’s the last time I’m buying windows

Same here, but I savor that handful

That one in the bottom right looks a bit dense for me.

The thing is, having a walking robot chassis that could be built to run autonomously isn’t impressive. Those have existed for some time; Honda had Asimo walking around in the year 2000. The hard part is the software and there is no evidence that they’ve achieved anything there, which basically makes this all vaporware.

Of course, mother!

Or “the 1900s,” which is even more painful

The Fabio of ducks

My wife went outside last night to find eight racoons chittering at each other in our trees. We may be in the early stages. (haven’t been feeding them though)

Definitely one of my least favorite aspects of them. Everyone must get a backstory, and they must all be interrelated. The galaxy’s a small place apparently.

distressed beeping

I know it’s not the same thing, but the corporate TLDs like “.google” make me irrationally irritated. You think you’re too good for “.com”?