A good Dahl over some rice is heaven itself. Add on a side of Chana/Aloo chatt and we’re talking some serious food satisfaction.

Not one Lilliputian joke in site, so disappointing.

So NYC sales tax being 8.875. My $1 purchase is no longer $1.08, but $1.10. Good deal

Driving along the highway, step daughter and friend in the back seat. Friends dad in the passenger seat. Voice from the back says " look the geese are in a V". I ask " Does anyone know why one leg of the V is longer than the other?“. No reply, I say " because there’s more geese on that side”. Dead silence until friends dad busts out laughing, we’ve been friends ever since.

Story Time In the early years of the 1980’s I got a book from the scholastic book fair. It was the second in a series, but even without backstory I loved that book. I read it over and over till the spine gave out. We grew up on the poorer side so replacement was not an option. Eventually puberty hit and focus shifted. Then one day like a dream I started to think about that story. The name of the book and characters lost, I sometimes would bring up the story in conversation and nobody would know what I was talking about. Fast forward to the mid 2000’s and a movie came out. The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. I loved that movie so much and I couldn’t understand why. When I eventually heard about the series of books it was based on I bought the whole set. I tell you, reading Prince Caspian after all those years was like getting to spend time with a long passed loved one. To this day still one of my favorite stories.

On a scale of 1 to 100, I’d say the average age of her victims.

When asked where I’m going, “straight to hell if I don’t change my ways”.

Speaking as a professional paver, this is absolutely the correct answer.