Tell me you don’t know what a period is without saying you don’t know what a period is.

Companies are the problem, but also the imaginary caricature of young people I made up is bad

History is written by the “victors” because the ones who write the history won’t admit to losing

I missed some of those comments, my bad.

I don’t think anyone in the thread is saying not to buy Chinese stuff

This one’s funny, I believe this results in technically not adjourned meetings of Congress that are as short as possible

I don’t know what you’re talking about, all I see are about 6 carts returned to the collection point

Jezebel is making this point that even if it was intentional mockery, there will definitely be some who will miss that: https://www.jezebel.com/trump-praise-be-to-allah-easter-post-truth-social-iran-war-swearing-health-mental-decline

I’m very interested to see their inevitable reactions, if they haven’t already

Now specifically at midnight UTC on Wednesday

Unfortunately your posts aren’t going through because you forgot to dial 1 for Internet

Now that you have some serious answers, time for some memes:

-100 FICO credit score

Did someone say 1%?

But seriously, glad you’re okay. Wonder what other ones exist besides the Hells Angels MC

Cropping artists’ names from their work isn’t cool but spam also doesn’t seem to fit the removal

Popes on the other hand…

The law of contrapositives implies that not opposing the Burger Reich means not opposing NATO.

In conclusion: Oppose

Dialectics: and

That’s the evil commie Muslim! Why aren’t you bombing him?

Most honest liberal, but unironically — this is almost verbatim what founding fathers said when establishing their dictatorship