nervous laughter

Semi-related: Nordic winter is an exceptional atmospheric black metal band. They use this image on one of their albums as a cover.

Highly recommend checking them out.

Comedic genius

I’m dead

How do Yakuza speak?

Good, good, let the hate for the capitalist system that exploited them flow though you.

I’m no commie, but there has to be another way, and we cannot let them do things like this again - though things appear to be trending this way lately.

Try planting oysters in the soil though, lmao. You are right all around; no one is using isopods to remediate. You can use some plants, like sunflower, and I believe hemp, but you have to remove them from the system - it isn’t alchemy.

Trump’s comic can with only the first 4 panels and he missed he point of the comic

We adopted a hybrid model. I’m in a technical role and most of my team is all very far away from me (1200 km). Some are in my local office however, but I don’t really work with them. Thus, I promptly ignored the emails encouraging us to return

Travel to my office is 35 mins; 45 to an hour in winter. No thanks. I do exceptional work, get my shit done, mentor juniors, and was hired on covid. You can drag me back to office kicking and screaming.

I’ll go if there is a reason for me to go: in-person client workshop? I’m there and I’m there early. Big wigs are in town and want to meet the team? I’m first in line to shake hands. Im not, however, returning to the office for the wonderful conversation at the urinal. I don’t project manage or people manage. Give me your garnliest technical issues, and I’ll lead a small team to complete them, but I’m not signing timesheets or pushing corporate messages so I don’t need to rub elbows with people.

Now if you’ll excuse, the basement isopods are getting lonely

I fully support this

I said what I said.

I don’t give a shit if it’s mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they’re game to do it again.

Call me bb.

You’ll notice that I also had armour of stone, so my +2 plate was invulnerable to all physical damage even before any armour spells. With the Paladin damage spell it was two hits on most things with my +2 shield - easily doing 70 DMG or so with magic alone. Lmao.

I’m with you. I used to use a lot more parentheses, but the break is cleaner. I opt for en dashes, though, because I find too em dashes to be too long. That could just be a MSWord preference because I don’t distinguish on other platforms.

That actually makes sense, and is a change from beta. Yet if you proc it before, you can walk through fire or poison

I’m working on it, but a lot of my issues stem from repetitive motion injuries.

Crossing the street in Vietnam is the weirdest experience: you just slowly shuffle out, and this literal sea of mopeds parts around you like a school of fish around a shark

You relatives say hello, Mr. crabs

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