people in chat rooms can’t shoot me. People IRL can.

Your mom 😎

It doesn’t even have to be contextually relevant

except NO humans allowed at all

I believe that is a reference to the fact that suicide hotlines don’t answer a lot of the time

THERE!!

what’d you just call me?! 😡👊

R

anyone who calls cats by their breed is like someone who calls Gatorade by its flavors and not its color
That being said unlike my ‘leftovers’ colored kibby :)

literally this part of Iron Man

I want to eat a red blood cell. Like one the size of my hand that tastes like a gummy bear

I get “failed to load Media 🥲” on my Lemmy :(

So instead of the most reasonable candidate that has a chance of winning, you voted for someone else who had no chance of winning?
Thanks for making everything worse.

what is this, a war map? Is Canada using bears against people?

I like dominos tho 😅

reject people with body dysmorphia

I thought that was the entire point of plastic surgery, if not for helping mild dysmorphia then what’s the situation where someone would get plastic surgery?

the only authority I respect is my mother :3

This is so accurate. Try reading this without knowing what it is. It’s impossible

What about this one?

top tip: explore. it’s pretty fun to purposefully take wrong turns and just learn what’s out there just out of eyesight

not really sure I follow what you’re trying to say, but in my experience it’s pretty common for directions to come up in casual conversation. Chatting about traffic and ways to get around it is pretty top tier smalltalk for me because it’s actually helpful to know and isn’t just the copy-paste “how’s your day” “good, yours?” “good.”

beehaw, lemmygrad, hexbear.
sure there’s more but there’s not a way to see why they are defederated
https://sh.itjust.works/instances