

The surprising part is that people are still alarmed by this. I mean, come on. What were they expecting? Something halfway decent from the president of Venezuela? Maybe the FIFA peace prize winner and his henchmen were going to deliver a 305 page triumph over the corruption and greed that is our healthcare system? Set your expectations lower than what you expect and you will rarely be disappointed. In this case, the floor is standard and you’ll break out even.












Keep asking, reporters. Keep asking them if this isn’t stealing an election. Ask them if they are chicken. Ask them what kind of chicken they represent. Ask them how badly they think they’d get beaten at the ballot box and why they have to resort to this. Don’t give up. Please.