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  • Uli@sopuli.xyztomemes@lemmy.worldend update
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    1 month ago

    When I first started playing Minecraft, I didn’t even know what the bed did. Every time I died, I came back at spawn. By the time I learned about beds, I was used to playing that way, which gave dying more consequence. Phantoms broke that play style so that’s why I’m sad. I guess I could just make my bed always obstructed.





  • Uli@sopuli.xyztoAtheism@lemmy.worldMaybe back up a few steps...
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    1 month ago

    The things I have to explain to secular people. Obviously, everyone needs their OWN Bible. And if you had gone to Sunday School, you would know that Bibles have to be sexed. The male Bibles are the ones with the little ribbon you can use as a bookmark. And don’t worry if some of the ribbon has been cut off, that just means it’s an Old Testament.




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    11 months ago

    “Having legs” was always the most basic tool of bicyclist propaganda. If you have no legs, you can’t be fed bicyclist propaganda. The most steadfast anti-biker I knew in my childhood was a corn snake I found in my backyard. Bicycle propaganda did not reach him.