5’10”, 290 lbs

Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet

I freaked out when I saw blood in the toilet after a shit. Went to see my doc. He looked at my butthole and said “it’s hemorrhoids, I can see them”.

Offering the frog to Wiggog Y’wrath.

It’s not a democracy unless the official name of the country includes the word “democratic”.

E Pluribus Anus

7.8 miles per gallon, while carrying around 300 people. That’s not really all that bad.

If they are citizens it’s not “deportation”, it’s “abduction and human trafficking”

There’s only profit to be made if people have money to spend.

60% chance of recession, 40% chance of a depression. “The Greatest Depression”

If I’m being honest, this helps me understand and visualize the leg muscles.

Serpico

Google is your friend

Or duck duck go

Opiates are not prescribed nearly as much as they were a few years back.

🎶blah blah blah blah GALAVANT!🎶

The 1/3 drilling holes in the boat are doing so because the boat is taking on water and obviously they need to drill holes so it will drain.

No amount of evidence, facts, logic, etc will convince them that their “common sense” is not only wrong, but actively making things worse.

Unions? You think we have unions in the US? Most have been systematically destroyed by republicans since Reagan.

Executive orders are not laws.

I, for one, welcome our new Cthulhu overlord.

A lot of people never leave their shithole counties