Watch out, they might “prank” you by tormenting a homeless person or something

I long to be out there, with my brothers, waging war against the Empire

Oh hi Mark 1:15

A warrior’s drink

How I look in the mirror ☝️

How I look in photos:

As long as the slugs are slowly loaded manually by a bunch of servitors.

If strapping tank treads to a church isn’t peak military competence, I don’t know what is.

I’m currently reading The Expanse, and at one point a character mentions checking in on the family aggregator his cousin set up to help everyone keep track of who’s living where.

Dude spun up a private Lemmy instance for his family. The future is now!

Nah, that’s too realistic for The Onion. It needs to be something like, ‘Pandemonium Ensues After Trump Utters First Coherent Sentence.’

What we need is an ad blocker that replaces all ads with turtles

Hanlon was an exceptionally clumsy Gold who had a habit of murdering lowColors with his razor by mistake.

Yeah, I hear you. Prior to 3, I genuinely expected Mass Effect to evolve into the Star Trek of my generation, complete with spin-off shows, movies, books, etc.

That ending sure took the wind out of those sails.

At least with Mass Effect, most of the third act was solid. Plus, there’s always the Indoctrination Theory to help cope (even if it wasn’t intended).

GoT is utterly unsalvageable.

I always upvote Chris & Jack—they gave us July Sixth Park!

It is a bit demoralizing to spend thousands of hours mastering a professional skill, only to go on LinkedIn and see every other post is some recruiter proclaiming that if your resume doesn’t use their favorite font, it goes straight in the bin.

Sorry I didn’t major in “Deborah’s Resume Preferences” in college.

Buying a boat is a famously good investment

Call of Juarez: Gunslinger

Far Cry series

Wolfenstein: The New Order

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