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Cake day: July 5th, 2023

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  • Ours would say:

    Party 1

    • Round up all minorities and immigrants into camps. Create jobs ‘digging the death pits’.
    • Replace ‘Separation of church and state’ in the Constitution with a copy of the ‘Right to bare arms’ amendment, but this time in all caps.
    • Repeal all environmental protection laws. The “free market” will ensure companies don’t pollute. Even if they did, climate change is a hoax so it doesn’t matter.
    • Eliminate all healthcare plans. If God wants you dead, and you’re poor, so be it.
    • Eliminate term limits for conservative politicians. Implement term limits for liberal supreme court judges.

    Party 2

    • Laws that aren’t just a toddler’s power fantasy