WhoIzDisIz

Old School Cool.

Another forced reassignment? Fuckin’ A, man!

Sorry, but I think he’s creepy even at his most emotive.

Careful with that candle, willya?!? Don’t wanna burn the place down now, eh?

That last bit is something I think for once I’m glad not to know about.

“Nah, I don’t mind.”

Oh, no - the fact so many are not self-aware or the least bit mindful is actually one of the more significant contributors to my depression. But I’d have thought people so deeply self-absorbed would be even more prone to self-pleasuring and aware of its pleasant (& useful) effects.

How TF is this news? You’d have to be living in a chastity belt not to know this.

Have you never watched Invincible? Let’s just say you probably wouldn’t want fatherly advice from this guy.

Well, c’mon - they’re there already. May as well continue being supportive by doing the shopping together (was gonna say “doing it together,” but didn’t want any misinterpretations).

This is the second person I’ve seen (without even trying) in a week running into this. Since Lemmy is still so small in the social media world, I can only imagine the actual number affected is huge. Someone’s trying to collect all the data they can before Trump (hopefully) gets somewhat neutered in the coming election & they can’t get away with it as easily anymore.

Neither. It’s never destroyed because you can’t prove otherwise. At best it’s given to authorities within three years to free up storage space.

Whomp whomp

At least the leopards are eating each other this time.

“Can stand no more, eh?” …pulls out a chair like a chivalrous gentleman at the time this was published would… “Here, have a seat.”

A new investigation from Consumer Reports and Yuka reveals that some of America’s most ubiquitous foods—from brands like Cheetos, Hostess, and Jell-O—contain concerning substances. How did we get here?

Late Stage Capitalism.

Yeah, wouldn’t surprise me. I doubt they removed their eyelashes, tho. Armpit hair might also be an option.

They need to have EVERY last strand of hair plucked from their bodies one-by-one for the next 20 years. Start with their eyelashes.

(Was gonna say pubic hair, but these sick fucks would probably get off on that.)

EDIT: removed erroneous L from pubic. Damned swipe keyboard always making me look dumb.

Considering they’re stiffing them by telling them now they’re going to be paid in crypto, dude kinda lucked out.

I’d say they’re smarter - never heard of them having a problem with files of someone named Epstein.

We are SO fucking toast.