WookieMonster

Yeah, cause getting Trump elected is going to have SO MUCH BETTER outcome for the Palestinian people. Sure.

With all the sincerity in the world. Fuck you.

To me this is creepy as hell. It says that dude likes to see people pretend to be happy when they’re really very sad. I would wonder why the hell someone would send that to me if I wasn’t crying and trying to be polite and smile when accepting my delivery, which doesn’t make it any less creepy.

An irresponsible owner of a golden/newfie/GSD/dobie/St. Bernard/whatever can kill you too, it’s not the dog breed’s fault that idiots are attracted to them.

Nah, those billionaire besties wouldn’t pee on him if he was on fire if he retired. They wouldn’t have any use for him then.

I bet irresponsible owners were involved.

“Also too” drives me up a wall.

Thanks! My first dog was Wookie, or Princess WookieMonster. She was the absolute best (as are all dogs).

Unless you’re snuggled up in bed, and very happy about it.