Stupid, sexy Human Damar.

Brassies.

For ‘driving’ reasons.

Now I’m curious, what is the oldest telephone that would work with a handset modem?

That’s why you see fewer and fewer of them.

It’s possible for there to be a 130-year-old Admiral Archer still living when Kirk commands the Enterprise, but not a 105-year-old Porthos. Medical science might increase the lifespan of pets, but not by that much.

Long ago, someone online posited that Archer just got into raising Beagles in retirement so the one Scotty lost was a likely a descendant of Porthos.

When you accidentally walk in on a gruff Klingon listening to teenybopper music.

Got the spinal cord of a conch shell.

Why does a paper desk calendar have Facebook emoji?

If I had that much money, MINE WOULD BE!

I miss Funcoland.

Sliiiiightly racist by today’s standards.

I don’t remember where I saw it, possibly Loony Toons, but there was some old skit where the sidekick got shot in the first five seconds and the hero walks over to a huge gumball machine filled with people and gets a spare sidekick for the remainder of the show.

Praise be!

Good, rock on big guy.

Yes there is, I can see these guys’ eyes.

“I have altered the coral, pray I do not alter it any further.”

Oh this looks special.

And the title style gives off Miss Kobayashi vibes.

🎶 AND THE STARSHIP’S RED GLARE… 🎵