Nooch

Kombu seaweed too

I get what you mean! I feel pleasure from stomping on baby sea turtles on their first day of life. It’s so much fun, and plenty of other animals join the fun so it’s kinda like circle of life and makes me feel one with nature, you dig it? I got these cool turtle stompin boots I crafted with, you guessed it, baby turtle penises.

Now I get calls all the time about a “warrent” for my arrest and I’m like “wtf, im getting pleasure so it’s all good”. Way more pleasure then my pescatarian friend gets from eating turtles (I would never eat a turtle? vegan btw)