I counterspell with rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
I see memes here that my friends don’t see. My internet points have been on the rise since using Lemmy.
Not sure what my name would have been if I were born differently, but my chosen name is a feminization of my given name. My preffered name is a shortening of my chosen name.
Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”
Friend, if that’s all it takes, I got news for you…
Who tf considers their teeth clean in 60 seconds?
Edit: “Less time than it takes to brush your teeth…” I should have some coffee.
I love consuming guys
My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I’m awake until 2AM. There’s a place for night owls and society needs us.
This should probably have been marked NSFW…
It alerted me to the idea that I don’t have to want or achieve masculine goals or presentation and that I don’t even have to call myself a man. It cracked my egg pretty hard.
Maybe sudo apt upgrade package-name
I hardly ever have to upgrade just one package. Otherwise, you’ll need an updated .deb package and use dpkg
A hacker these days would know better than to introduce computers into their system.
If I let my circadian rhythm take over, I’d sleep until noon and be up until 4am
That’s bullshit. F13-F36 should be reserved for user macros and remain unused by default in user applications.
My go-to is “Don’t be a dick” followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren’t exhaustive.
I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .
I am mad about this.