This is why I use adblock and sale the high seas

It’s not funny. My blood is thick when it should be runny

Needs more gun

We mustn’t say that. It is forbidden.

Makes sense that he’s your ex

Reminds me of the “She’s got glasses. And a ponytail. Ugh, she’s got paint on her overalls. What is that?” line from Not Another Teen Movie

I’d rather be able to see the text on a static page than have these awful infinite scrolling sites with shit moving and text popping in everywhere. They’re just shiny things to impress dumb ass CEOs.

But I know me and that guy is an asshole

I’m probably 50 lbs heavier than him and can do hollow hold pullups and one arm hangs. I also like tofu and cry during sad movies.

White guy who doesn’t say unc here, does it really mean uncool? I thought it was the weird uncle sense

The part that worries me about America dying is that it’s going to lash out at the rest of the world and take everyone down with it.

The most common cooking task is cutting stuff which makes me feel pretty manly

It’s like tossing a grenade into a room and walking away.

I read this and started writing an actual reply. I am not a smart man.

Lego vs Legos appears to be another North America vs The rest of the English speaking world thing. A collective noun feels weird to my American ears since they are individual pieces that are countable. It’s not a big deal though. I enjoy having different ways of talking.

Survival mechanics only work when the elements are the main antagonist like in Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead (the zombies are just obstacles blocking my path to the fridge)

Left is best

The extra u’s don’t bother me but spelling check as cheque to distinguish between a bank check and other senses of check is ridiculous. Especially considering a bank check has the same etymological roots as the rest

There’s no way this guy could afford that many high quality dildos