I challenge Leon to one on one combat. You heard it here first…

Real pack of twits there… The willing participants of course, not the victims.

I mean it would but I’ve known the scale of the universe since i still threw myself birthday parties…lol

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Sus af

Cold shock proteins healed their ‘roids.

This digression is ethically questionable. I say we just burn ‘em on the same heap.

I gave up on holidays when they started celebrating them when most convenient for capitalism. If you can’t celebrate Saint Paddy’s on a Tuesday go fuck yourselves, you don’t get a Saint Paddy’s.

Why is water wet?

This is moving waaaaaaay too fast. They really should rethink this before they do anything rash! Fucking losers

Ok, I’m hard, now what?

They need to stop hitting themselves in the face with the ugly stick. Holy shit.

We found an Internet tough guy, everyone back up! While we were busy virtue signaling this guy studied deez nuts.

Suck my Schwartz.

Vuvuzela

I always go beans and potato salad.

You’re 100% correct. Do i have to be happy about it? 💩

On Facebook…really?!!