Double edge safety razor. Edwin Jagger DE8x is a good choice as not aggressive (the x doesn’t matter, it’s the design of the handle). For the blades, I use feathers, but it doesn’t really matter.

No need to press. Just glide softly on the stretched soaped surface, in no specific direction, while lifting your dick with the other wrist and holding the balls with the other hand. For the shaft, don’t go against the grain. You’ll nick yourself (no big deal).

Also I typically reserve the brand new blades for my face, maybe it helps.

For the hero image, that could possibly just be an attempt at a “fun” way of showing that they can carry a lot by mean of hyperbole.

“Look at that tiny truck, it’s bursting with boxes!”

Write more bugs.

I mean, I don’t think I can smell them as described, but crushed I can clearly smell the formic acid.

They just fall off when unpowered.

Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)

I’ll pile on and add a relevant YouTube video: https://youtu.be/mr7ttLAVEfI?si=8NS8xbuxWzJ09BF6

Thanks

Now you can open a hair salon in France.

I have this, even with a single fry at the start of a meal. Starchy or dry food in general. I’m about to get hiccup from that fry, then I down a half glass of water and I’m good for the rest of the meal.