I worked for a small company right out of college.

The CEO was a used car salesman that would say whatever he thought he could get away with to make a sale. At one point he claimed our software would have prevented 9/11 if it were installed on government computers.

This smoking claim sounds exactly like that kind of bullshit liars sprinkle in when they think no one is gonna call them on their BS

I feel like being a bot has better benefits.

Eating that cut on deep dish or a stuffed pizza would be an adventure

They also don’t deodorize.

Don’t take my rabid shark deodorant away from me.

“I wish I went to that orgy”

It is crazy how many awful people are in this platform. So many people like “at what TC do I trade out my wife???”

He’s actually from PayPal. I fucked up my cropping.

I had a friend that did this to my wife when we were trying to teach her.

Preconstructed decks are the way to go when teaching someone MTG. This dude decided that the best introduction was explaining how the stack worked….

Suffice to say she never touched the game again.

I do

Wait they’re the same person??? Yikes!

Please don’t swear at our text prediction software. The training weights can’t handle it.

Some of them eventually turn into time played. I tend to stockpile then pick up after a while.

It means it’s ready for eatin’.

The goblin that haunts my asshole.

I’m shocked it’s not a thin blue line flag.

Or a crooked cross on his chest.

Or him sucking Trumps mushroom.

Good for the newborn.

I love the amount of nonsense communications I receive from coworkers.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee