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Tbf salmon do the same thing
16·2 days agoSomeone should let the CDC know the pandemic is officially over now that some LinkedIn rando used up the last of her failed attempt to scalp shitpaper.
Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
6·8 days agoWolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.
“Hmm, I’m pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it’s a sign I should try heroin.”
1·9 days agoYo
dawgcat…
6·9 days ago“If you care about President Trump getting in the White House, you have to get all your friends and family, everyone you know to get out and vote for him. But you may also have to swallow down voting for that RINO [Republican in name only], horrible, shitty Republican you hate … just so we can control the House,”
If I’m understanding correctly, by horrible shitty Republicans she means Republicans who aren’t horrible or shitty enough.
Didn’t think I’d read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon’s toes today, but here we are.
17·12 days agoYou have insulted me and my people with this offer 😡 (unless you add 3 gold/turn)
I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real
“Shh! Don’t tell the ants where I am.”
6·16 days agoAn excruciating number, yes
I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel
I agree, you are in the minority
2·18 days agoOoh is that a reference to Tim Minchin’s Storm I see?
Nah man you’re thinking of the song that goes bee bee boo bee boo bop
Someone down voted you but I can’t imagine why. I desperately want Biden to win but he looks like shit out there. Trump, meanwhile, is confidently spouting whatever horseshit pops into his head (even had the fucking gall to call Biden a criminal). Half the government is gleefully destroying the country and the other half is letting them. I honestly don’t see a way forward for this country. I don’t like to be a cynic but I cannot imagine a scenario where the next four years aren’t an absolute clusterfuck.