Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer?
He looks like Epstein didn’t kill himself because he’s still alive and voting Trump.
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Turns out customers weren’t ordering the McDeadly neurotoxin
I’m assuming the third track being entirely disconnected and therefore not a real option is intentional.
Either way, accurate
Linux men, they can’t find the clit even if you shove it in their faces
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Anyone who thinks voting third party is a solution is just a useful idiot for people much worse than Biden.
🎶 I always feel like somebody’s watching me 🎶
quick GIS
…Raytheon’s logo really is that loading circle
Typical creationist projection, their pseudoscience orgs openly declare that that holding to a 6,000 year old earth is a condition of employment.
In other words they pay supposed scientists to lie about science. If they find irrefutable proof the earth is older than 6,000 years they are not allowed to present it and still get paid by AIG.
Rate of regret after Gender-affirming surgery is approximately 1%. Other life decisions, such as having children and getting a tattoo have regret rates of 7% and 16.2%, respectively.
When comparing regret after GAS to regret after other surgeries and major life decisions, the percentage of patients experiencing regret is extremely low.
https://www.americanjournalofsurgery.com/article/S0002-9610(24)00238-1/abstract
Pretty soon they’ll need to change the name to HipsterDOS.
FreeDOS before it was cool.
Not less ridiculous than the right’s actual complaints.
ALL MY SEXY M&Ms ARE GONE.
I feel like even the concept of a tv station is a bit outdated despite technically still existing.
“Entertainment companies used to decide what shows were playing at 5pm”
The bible more directly endorses war rape:
Deuteronomy 21:10-14 ESV
When you go out to war against your enemies, and the Lord your God gives them into your hand and you take them captive, and you see among the captives a beautiful woman, and you desire to take her to be your wife, and you bring her home to your house, she shall shave her head and pare her nails. And she shall take off the clothes in which she was captured and shall remain in your house and lament her father and her mother a full month. After that you may go in to her and be her husband, and she shall be your wife.
Pocket phone prediction is more spot on than the cartoonist themselves realized, Amish men got shunned because of the emergency alert test going off
Also Republicans: “this violence is the result of us not beiing Christian enough as a nation”
Also also Republicans: saying the above while being from a state in the union that’s both one of the most Christian and most violent in the nation.
…Is this putting shoppers in the role of the hijackers?
“A second customer has hit the tower.”