If you think for a second those squeaks aren’t a drug to dogs then you’ve never met my dogs

Dammit, beat me to it!

My two younger dogs love going for rides, like to the point that I have to get a family member to distract them if I grab my keys. The only way I can get them to not be sad and depressed when I get home from leaving without them is to bring them chicken nuggets. It got way too expensive doing that in the hot summer months when they can rarely go with me, so I had to start making my own and keeping them in the freezer for them to have when I get home. Lmao

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X,X€? So would that be “twenty, fifteen cents euros?”

In the us, we say “twenty dollars and fifteen cents”, and write it as $20.15 which seems like it’s the same as your old system. X$.xx in speech

Jokes are funnier when we explain them.

I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure your statement is probably religious or ritualistic.

Literally came here to post this. Glad to find another Dark Tower fan

That sound amazing!

Seconding the request on where to purchase rejects. I’ve always wanted to make jewelry for mom, who has super particular taste in style, but would genuinely prefer something like rejected lab made

I’ve never had that sort of bro-y guy group, but it’s also not something I long for…I’m glad you’ve got it, though! It seems super valuable to those who want it. I just can’t watch football. Lmao

Hang on, recently told the story and I’ll link it.

Edit, well, I was gonna, but apparently Lemmy only saves my comment history back a few days?

My favorite version of this is that spelling bees don’t exist in most (any?) other language, because their systems are more intuitive and consistent, but with English, if you can consistently spell words they give you a fucking trophy and you get money for college

Granted, I’ve never done security for a billionaire CEO, but I worked security (including personal security) for well over a decade. And I can tell you without a doubt there is no security in security. Nothing we do matters, it’s all entirely for show. Now, at that high level CEO security detail type it may be different, but a security job is basically “be the one who call the popo,” and no one I knew in security, save one jackass, ever considered the job worth a damn to do anything over.

whistles whoo, doggy, that’s a lot of cowboy boots!

I’m in Tennessee, can you translate that into bullets per square child or bald eagle tail feathers, please?

My best friend is her cousin. He still hasn’t introduced me, and if she does before he does I’ll never forgive him.

That said, accumulation of wealth is bad, et cetera. But dolly is the absolute best of what that class can offer.

'murican here. Comfortable with the metric system, but not used to seeing number+m to represent meters, so at first I read that as “100 million” and was thinking you shouldn’t just burn the house down, but the entire fucking city.

Honestly, even if 100 CEOs or similar were mowed down I don’t know that I would think that meant we were headed any particular direction as a society, if they’re all done by a single person or group. Now, if many different unaffiliated people start making billionaire swiss cheese, even if it’s only 3 or 4, then I think we start to see a pattern at a societal level.

Of course, if that were to happen, they’ll take all the guns and start throwing people in reeducation camps and probably publicly executing sympathizers. Remember, the police exist with the main purpose of protecting that class. Any kind of class war is going to be met with overwhelming force that would rival any military conflict, and that’s before they start bringing in actual military if it got to that point.

Y’know, this comment started off trying to be playfully optimistic, and now I’m sad :(

I did not realize He did it twice! Did He use a whip both times?