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If I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone … chinese
If I am not mistaken, according to the grammatical scrolls, having a chin makes everyone … chinese
Yo dawg, we heard you like engine braking so we gave you engine breaking in your engine braking!
See kids, that’s what happens when you brake too hard.
Ok, keep your secrets. I’m just so tired of being a disappointment to others.
Another, there is.
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!
Say, where can I get some of those square rocks, for uh, reasons?
You may attract python too!
Car companies cry in bankrupt
Now, therefore, as president I shall urge the Congress to enact the Writ of Habeas Dorkus, requiring a person under the influence of cerebral diarrhea to be brought before some type of human greater than 4 and one-half years of age, especially to secure the person’s sufficient mental competence to be able to wipe their own ass without first tuning in to the TV for guidance, specific instruction, and moral support.
It’s just recliner theater, I tell ya!
Please run for congress. Now.
Saw a kid puke in the pool once on a Disney cruise. You shoulda seen those cast members come running in full hazmat suits and shut down the entire deck! A finely tuned machine, like swappin tires at the Indy 500. If Disney ever got into the military-industrial complex they would take over the world. Worth every penny.
The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:
There is nothing on that seasonal display barge worth 150 dollary-doos. Or is there? What year is it and what’s the inflation rate?
I’m also mildly concerned about the handcuffs in the top-shelf plastic bin.
This individual has more debt than the United States government.
If that was the one with the built-in sharpener, that kid was ballin’
Why would one ever need to sharpen crayons? Why you ask? Because reasons!
It appears the market has spoken, thus you must clearly upgrade your ring cutting equipment.
That is, unless the poor sap acquired the titanium ring from Boeing or Airbus’ supplier. Then maybe you can use kindergarten stubby scissors.
Pre-1980s canvas camping tent … now with more leaks!