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1·19 minutes ago“It can be two things”
2·24 minutes agoDude, tomorrow’s already 41732.6
The alternate universe we deserve.
With a yellow label RayoVac and a silver black cat Eveready?!
Ohh ho baby!
1·37 minutes agoAh the markets hare! Always in a hurry!
Yes. Upton Sinclair reference. My man!
That’ll be $276.43, and your card is automatically charged.
Thank you, Come again!
No returns.
2·1 hour agoI approve this message.
But seriously that keyboard’s gonna need to mech it up a little bit.
That’s exactly what a hilariously named robot would say!
So 10% of their yearly net profit. Not bad. We can do better though.
Delete it.
3·1 hour agoSometimes I think the AI bubble is about people who don’t understand computers being put in a kind of purgatory where they have to work out why everything is wrong and bad.
4·1 hour agoY’know, every day I get closer to seriously recommending people go back to paper and pen.
Everyone who works with trump get shit on. No exceptions.
Scenery: repainted ikea furniture
vulcan / doctor / kirk: check
All extraterrestrial planets are shot in the back lot: check
Well, everything seems to be acceptable here.
May I see them?
Corporate journalism has catastrophically failed.
Everyone to the escape pods. Good luck.