I may need to cut my poops into bite-size pieces. Gonna need a new poop knife.

Since half an a-press is starting the level with it already pressed, I think staying your gender assigned at birth would be half a gender press.

Pretty sure Putin and Bibi have some videos you’d absolutely love.

I used to have a cat who would roll over on his back and purr while vets he’d never met stuck thermometers up his ass.

I think you two would’ve gotten along.

Twins have always weirded me out. Like how do you guys know which one is the real one?

iseewhatyoudidthere

PENIS

It happened once from a cosmic ray during a Mario64 speed run.

Sometimes this one is penela-poop

I am, but not on a Tesla.

RHQQ2?

I don’t remember it after that

Edit: yup!

It won’t get a chance; I’m not making an account.

^what’s new pussy cat^

And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.

At this point, nobody knows the difference between “political” and “partisan”. So yeah, if neither team’s cheerleaders are talking about it, it’s not political.

I have a feeling trump is willing to call the “Denmark will put boots on the ground to forcibly expel/kill the invaders” (what I unfortunately suspect would be a) bluff.

I don’t know what kind of authority Greenland / Denmark would have to expel all US personnel from Greenland, but given there are US military bases there, I imagine there might be some contractual issues.

Ask Cuba how that went.

Eternalfox