The car of the future was supposed to have pulsating LEDs, self-drive, pursuit mode, turbo boost and an reassuringly patronising personality that would scan for threats and tell you what you were doing wrong. I was supposed to have a chest and head of hair like David Hasselhoff and a rich crime-fighting sugar daddy to fund my escapades.

This is off-white nothingness inside. It leaves me cold.

Captain’s Log, today’s shift was so bad I turned blond

You got me wondering what happened to Tiertex and I was surprised to find that they were still trading as recently as 2021!

That was less amateurish and more wtf?! How it wasn’t tragic is a miracle

…yes?

Nah, this was nothing compared to the 2005 USA Grand Prix

Here, you’ve earned it

Shouldn’t the dragon be taking a dump on Buckingham Palace?

Infinite margin! 🫦

Purely for entertainment value, because in reality it would be Orwellian, I’d love to hear a court try and swear in an AI agent and then listen to that agent continually perjure itself in testimony.

How would the court sentence an AI agent? What punishment could it mete out that would make any meaningful sense?

Micron CEO said they expected industry supply to improve gradually in 2028, but couldn’t predict when supply would catch up with demand.

Why would they want balanced supply and demand? Scarcity affords them a higher margin for the same output. With so few competitors there currently seems to be little reason for them to try and meet demand.

It seems El Plan is multi-generational

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[data@1701D ~]# /usr/local/bin/diagchk --level 3 /dev/phaser_array/0

TL;DR

1. widen and alter the approach to the turn 5/6 chicane
2. [look at] the profile of turn 13, which is the left-hander straight after La Monumental
3. widening the track around turn 20 - one of the tightest corners on the track with the barriers currently acting as a narrow pinch point

This from the guys who released New Microsoft Outlook…

The stewards out here generating money for the FIA

You haven’t heard Queen until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon. Did you catch their live set at Romulan Aid 2387? 🖖🎸

Scaly M