Pretty sure Chipotle is owned by McDonalds.

It is not. McDonald’s was an early investor but hasn’t been for a long long time (almost 20 years now), but the idea has stuck around.

I have a friend who named his kids Brie and Colby. He never had a 3rd kid, so I always wondered what other cheese names were out there.

Literally never called that down in my life.

Haha I actually do the same thing whenever I bring a flamethrower. Couldn’t decide whether to pick on the 500kg or the Orbital Railcannon.

Ah damn, I should’ve added it to this meme I just made https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/13955070-dc2c-4a76-965e-17f6c988377f.jpeg?thumbnail=1500&format=webp

What headset are you using? I’ve got a big ass nose cancelling headset I use on my personal computer, but it’s a bit much for work - especially since I have to be on camera occasionally.

I’ve been using the OPS since the patch and am pretty impressed by it. The low cooldown and call-in time feels great! Still haven’t figured out how to use it on factory striders yet.

Well, is he buoyant or not?

My mom does the same thing. “Make sure you go look at the moon tonight. It’s a super blue blood harvest moon that won’t happen again in a million years.”

You would need a pretty good telescope to see a dime from 238 thousand miles away.

First off, fuck Trump. Just wanted to get that out of the way.

Second, this article is summarizing another article that it links to at the beginning. The original article was written in 2017. If they’re going to plagarize paraphrase another article, could they at least choose something more recent?

Trump has been convicted of 34 felonies since then and has plenty more convictions on the way. Surely they can at least try to update the article.

My biggest problem was it seems that the 500kg call in might be blocked by trees or something. Or maybe it was just bugged. But I tried calling in two bombs on the same Bile Titan and neither one went off.

Yeah and if they saw that, they’d immediately think “the gods are pissed, we must have angered them by something we did.”

If you’re from the US, the moon is the size of a dime when viewed from 6 feet away. I don’t know what a universal measurement would be for folks outside the US.

Anyway, it always cracks me up when people get hyped for a “super moon”. This tiny object in the sky is going to be indistinguishably less tiny!

Haha I definitely noticed that second part with the poorly aimed shots. The free Autocannon stratagem was cool to get me to try it a bit.

Unfortunately, I think this is the most likely scenario. Going from our modern technology levels, which are more than capable of destroying the world, to Dyson spheres is a huge leap that will take who knows how long (decades? centuries? millennia?).

Before that happens, we have to live together on a planet without blowing ourselves up or making the planet uninhabitable. As technology continues to advance, walking that knife edge of survival seems more and more difficult. The pessimist inside of me says that no civilization has been able to accomplish it.

Yeah, it seems very possible that at one point, civilization will turn inward instead of outward. Why go through the time and effort to colonize the stars when you can just create a cyber-utopia? If you’re advanced enough, you could make it feel like an eternity while almost no time passes on the outside.

Sure, your planet might get destroyed by a cataclysmic event in the far future, but if you can make that feel like billions or trillions of years, who really cares?

Objectively hilarious.

Lmao I don’t know why, but this fucking killed me

This guy counts