So much context missing to tell if the guy did good or not. He could be being a prick or just standing up for himself. In any case, this is definitely100% both fake but plus moreover besides also gay.

It’s because you had sex with your popo instead of with your peepee

Every good commander knows you never let a platoon run out of crayons to chew on

The real reason is to accomodate for parents’ routines. You need the kid in a place where someone can watch them for you by the time you leave for work (or not long after). Plus yeah they gotta learn to follow schedules and have responsibilities and such. Not saying I think it’s a perfect system, I too hated getting off bed early in the morning.

From your armpit, m’lady tips fedora

People love to take pictures of this guy when he’s out for a smoke

That’s just based tbh.