last week i was making out with this chick and she was like “wanna have some fun” and i was like “no i’m only in it for the glory” and she left. worth it

i bought a jar of olives at the store yesterday for this exact purpose

olives > cooked meal

I’m so shocked I’ve known about it for years

that image is from the whitest gif of all time

Did he think he was busting him out of Flavortown Jail?

Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

Shit is just sitting there waiting to be invaded. I bet I could take it all by myself

The one chemical Alex Jones doesn’t object to the government putting in the water. I’m sure he already puts it in his

my autism has been slowly declining my entire life, so i gotta do something drastic if i’m gonna get those uncle sam bux. i’m gonna have to start memorizing movie release dates again. haven’t done that in like 25 years

might be. you could just check his account

>implying that’s actually ken m

Shut up Jean-Luc, you’re just a TV character

Nothing is more based than walking into a Home Depot and shitting in one of the toilets

won’t someone PLEASE think of the gestapo!

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download the ollama cli. then do ollama run dolphin-mixtral

>tfw there’s no qt anime babe to deport you to greenland

Yeah, what I have to add is that if you read my comment, you would know that a poem doesn’t have to rhyme. But if it doesn’t rhyme, it DOES have to have a meter, and Ms Gorman’s “poem” doesn’t even have that.

ngl i coulda gotten a picture like that in less than 20 years

She is an established poet.

doesn’t matter, she knows what a poem is, so she needs to stop fucking with us and write an actual poem