You can tell them to go away

B

Which flavor is your favorite?

sky daddy can’t hear your cries

Have you tried Uncrustables?

You could barf instead, so you’re not covered in shit

Don’t people just look at the baby’s sex in the sonogram?

This is my clarinet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

If someone goes on trial for burning this place down, don’t mention anything about jury nullification until after you’ve been selected for jury duty.

Newfoundland is quite a drive from Alberta.

But not three years and two weeks

Lake Michigan is hung AF 😍

Bleach

I am enjoying lemmy.today a lot and would like to stay on this instance for the foreseeable future. Thanks for welcoming me.

I’ll give it a shot. But happy with Boost app and might just stick with it. Thanks.

Just one bag of chippi

He is the best choice to defeat a Republican in the Senate.

I wouldn’t blindly rule it one way or the other

no!

I was too lazy to cook dinner so I just ate 1 pound of strawberries and then I farted like 20 times in the span of an hour. Some were smellier than others.