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Tsk tsk tsk. He bought multiple islands, but never bothered to breed any dinosaurs???

Damn.

Going to epsteins island was scary for totally different reasons!

Thats the idea.

Change it daily! BE A CONSUMER!!! SPEND YOUR MONEY PEASANT!!!

…am I doing it? Am I being a rich person now?

Inside my body must be very dusty, because I’m dead inside.

Now now…lets not be hasty. If Elon Musk wants to leave earth, I won’t attempt to stop him.

This question no longer needs to be asked.

No. No he’s not.

Nobody is winning anymore.

Jesus, take the wheel!!!

car crash

“Borders must not be changed by force”.

Uhhhhhh…correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that literally what EVERY war in history has been? The only thing different here is that the war isn’t actually over yet, and as far as I can tell, Ukraine is either winning, or at the very least keeping even with Russia. Now, you could absolutely make the statement that now isn’t the time for border changes. You need to wait until the war is actually over for that, and the loser to sue for peace. THEN the winner takes land. But Ukraine hasn’t sued for peace, and neither has Russia. So now is not the time for border changes. But I absolutely do think border changes will happen at the end, and you could absolutely say they happened by force.

The weather is corn!

Why is a velociraptor trying to teach kids how to shoot guns???

No no no no!!! This has “Jurassic Park 4” written all over it!!! The abandoned movie script that never got made that you can still read online would have come out around 2004, and featured dinosaurs learning how to shoot guns and speak english, and form a military to fight the U.S. military.

So glad THAT movie never got made…

That just makes Linux sound subpar and inferior for 99% of most of society.

…ok, I guess you have a point. It really IS the linux of the streets!

You’re assuming the court judges aren’t just paid schills for corporate interests.

He won’t

Hey, don’t look at me. I’m on team “unexpected astroid hitting the earth to end it all”.

Ah, see, what you should have done was…stabbed him in the eye.

“Back to reality, oops there goes gravity…moms spaghetti!”

Breeding pool!!!

I’m trying to imagine the dinner hybrid dishes. Like you mix mexican flavors with british foods…and I can’t come up with anything besides spicy fish.

I have nothing against britain, but, c’mon. Nobody is going there for the food.

Or anywhere on earth