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It’s hard to spot, but Pembrose is an eyeball on the couch. It’s absurdist humor - of course if someone were just an eyeball but somehow sentient, they’d probably have a lot of anger towards the world.
They don’t understand the difference between belief and faith. I believe many things, but have no faith in them. I will take contrary evidence into account.
Somewhere smaller than a tiger, that would win 100% of the time. I’d guess 30 lbs is where things start to get serious
Capuchin monkeys have it figured out:
[…] we have been documenting the spread of a new tradition in Pelon group – eyeball-poking. In this ritual, one participant inserts its finger in the other’s eyeball, slipping the finger deep between the eyelid and the bottom of the eyeball up to the first knuckle. As in handsniffing, the pair remains in this posture for up to several minutes, and often the one being poked in the eye inserts fingers in the partner’s nostrils or mouth during the eyeball-poking.
What sublinks mess? I’m out of the loop on that
It was actually Sonic