Him and Dijon Sanders really stoked my hunger for sports

Wensleydale of the Them

I don’t remember if it was her insurance or his, or what those details are. She and I have spoken of him, but not of the insurance information. Keeping things vague makes it less internet-friendly, but the story stands, and it sucks.

Man, I wish I was lying. I’d still have my friend.

Friend of mine became extremely sick. Doctors couldn’t figure out what was wrong, but his life became pain and insomnia. After many torturous years, he was tired of being bedridden and miserable. He couldn’t end it; his wife would lose her health insurance through his employer. So he walked off into the woods.

He’s been legally missing for a few years now. He made sure to bring his ID with him, in case he is found one day.

That’s the American healthcare system.

Why do we still live here: if we could leave, we would. We’ve been trying.

A modest proposal for an hors d’oeuvres.

Totally manually added.

Pairs nicely with Soylent Green!

The rare and elegant alligator-emu hybrid: the Emulator

[it’s been a long day 🤣 ]

Imagine a new, captivating version of a fantasy creature that is a hybrid between an alligator and an emu. This creature possesses the formidable, scaly body of an alligator, complete with its powerful tail and strong jaws, but it also features the long neck and legs of an emu, topped with a head that combines the characteristics of both animals in a unique and intriguing way. Its skin is a blend of feathers and scales, creating a mesmerizing texture that sparkles in the sunlight. The creature stands majestically in a mythical landscape, perhaps beside a tranquil lake or in a lush, enchanted forest, embodying the essence of both land and water. The image should be rich in detail, highlighting the fantasy aspect of this hybrid creature in a beautiful and imaginative setting.