Mert

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Aged 11 I left an open bottle of school milk on top of the gas water heater in the kitchen just opposite the head masters office. Stank quite well. I’m not sure if they ever found the bottle because I was expelled for other reasons.

3/10

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Ultra processed foods quiz An easy 8/8

15/50, slightly better than just choosing random answers.

The only thing good guys are good at is advertising.

The cheese in those packs is real-ly nasty stuff. I bought by mistake once and threw 5 and 1/2 packs in the bin.

Part of my dream that I remembered was using a photocopier at work. Between pages I looked through the glass and saw a tiny human spy taking photos of everything I was copying.

For the person having eye troubles cutting onions: sciencenews.org

Weatherzone hasn’t been screwed up yet and has the 7 day forecast on the main page.

Another quiz 6/10

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Breathe through your mouth while cutting them up.

Valium.

Farmers like tomatoes and beetroots, plenty of votes wherever he goes.

They make good eating with garlic butter. In Europe I used to buy frozen dozens of them with the garlic butter already added. In a funky aluminium tray with 12 dints in it ready for the oven.

I have not used a soundcard since the 80’s. Creative labs soundblaster it was. Without one you had to listen to the grating noise of the 1 bit motherboard speaker connector while playing games. These days I use the amazing analog sound output or bluetooth from the motherboard to headphones. You must have really discerning ears.

Thanks for the info. Just ordered one.

• Getting to know my brother again after him being 18 months away.
• Finding a house in the countryside to share with my bestest mate
• All the weird critters that share the yard.
• Lemmy and you lot.