@mtpender

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Me and The Boys ready to deal with whatever bullshit 2026 has for us:

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 9 days ago

“I would wish a pox on your house… But I live next door and the pox might spread!”

-Dale Gribble

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

🏴‍☠️"Drink up me hartys! YO-HO!"🏴‍☠️

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 16 days ago

“Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.”

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 20 days ago

And the other half were just bought by them rather than their own creations.

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 20 days ago

LOL dead franchise

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 26 days ago

Is 14

Calls power company

Sure

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 28 days ago

“Awwww, she wants to save her boyfriend… Wait, what is she… [Crunching sounds] OH GOD WHY?!”

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Sounds like something GrayStillPlays would do.

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

So, we just ignoring the tens of millions of deaths under communism?

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Looks like the White House has a new “Throat GOAT”.

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

YES! YES!

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Go back to .ml

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

TFW the skooma kicks in.

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

October 1st, 12:01am

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

The real villain is the US healthcare system.

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

The left is a John West employee who just got folded by the kung-fu bear.

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

TFW the DOOM music kicks in.

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

“ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!” oT

mtpender@sh.itjust.works · edit-2 4 months ago

“I used to be with it… But, then they changed what it was. Now, what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it is weird and scary to me… It’ll happen to you too!”