Looks like birds to me

RAM, GPU, and… Banana??

Friedrich hat nen schatten

The answer is always CAT

Thanks, now I can recognize it :)

My brain can’t make sense of this. There’s a black cat, but what is the creature to the right of it?

Ok, next to near future please 🙏🙏

(prefarably including stonk prices)

Unsere Schnapspralinen!

My bicycle theft insurance also pays for regular checks, and routine repairs.

Before reading the anaconda bit, i saw the lizardy thing, and thought this was going to be about having to turn a dinosaur into oil first.

I thought it’s gallonally in the US… what’s a liter?

April I have more pixels please

With a couple of nukes, you might be able to speed up tectonic movement and get your island over here! (Feel free to push the UK out of the way, they don’t want to be here aparently)

Das mittlere Türchen enthält einen Elektronikbaukasten zum öffnen der anderen.

Seh ich richtig, dass das ding auf eine holzplatte geschraubt ist?

Is he reposting his reply to himself? That’s just pathetic, isn’t it?

Spotted the time traveler

Ooh, like in portal!

1. Keep it in the fridge
2. Only use clean spoons (don’t let breadcrumbs, butter, saliva touch the jam in the jar)
3. Immediately close the jar after taking something out.

-> rarely ever any mold. I keep my jams fresh for months this way.

Supported as in “you can install an interpreter on most machines”: yes

But for JS it’s already there. You can just write a program, upload it someone, send someone a link and it runs. And it’s even sandboxed.

(Although thanks to webassembly, that will be true for many more languages as well, so maybe my argument is void)