Now I want Obama 2028 Merch

Make America Hope Again

I bought my PS2 from Toys R Us…

Crumbles into dust…

He’s watching the unicorns!

Yes!

Basically the game Transistor has the perfect vibes.

That seems like a spot that would be claimed by a regular.

“Bill sat there before the remodel, when they put in the stairs he said he still wanted his ‘spot’ .”

I want smart glasses like a smart watch: a quick glance to see a message, workout data, maybe GPS directions, that’s about it.

No camera needed.

When this first happened, her niece was commenting that it was about time somebody stood up to her & she had it coming for a long time.

Sounds to me like she spent her whole life fucking around and it took 75 years before she found out.

I have a 2010 Wrangler, does that count as a self-driving vehicle now!?

You just need to clear the cache and delete the cookies.

Makes it so much easier for the government to monitor one data center instead of a million separate computers.

AI data centers become “personal cloud PC centers” when the AI bubble pops…

Violet deletes her account due to post-nut clarity. When the horniness reaches critical mass, a new account is created and the cycle continues.

In Florida, this is called “Tuesday”.

• Announce that in 90 days the richest $1000 will be publicly executed for the good of humanity.

• Watch as all the billionaire bastards scramble to dump a bunch of money into “humanitarian projects” to clean up their image & get out of the top 1000.

• 90 days later, use financial data from the date of the announcement to pick the top 1000.

If I remember correctly, the names used in Mambo #5 were all the names of women Bill Clinton had affairs with.

Allegedly. Air quotes. Wink, wink.

One of the best naps I took in a while I woke up with my head at the foot of the bed. I did not go to sleep in that orientation.

Can we stop the speed run to Skynet already?

Over the years I’ve gotten proficient enough in GIMP that I can usually accomplish what I set out to do.

Inkscape is a foreign language that I have no frame of reference for.

I’d believe 8GB easy, probably 16GB or more.

It’s recording video & audio, scanning plates on cars & comparing them to a database, waiting for input to view live feeds (possibly to multiple users at once), probably running some type of encryption so people can’t “steal” the data they’re collecting…

If an apple watch has like a gig of RAM, I’d believe a flock cam is in the double digits