Shame he didn’t know about lever machines

Chicken is in fact food. It is rarely in a jar.

I can’t say I have ever hit the seat. The geometry is wrong. Keyboards are threatened though

Skipping up to three mensurations has been tested and found to be safe. They called it a tri-cycle

More isn’t unsafe, just unknown to science

30% of the workforce world be looking for new jobs if/when self driving becomes reliable enough to run taxis, buses, trucks

I see a future where we have to teach emergency services drivers the basics of driving

We got told to add pronunciation for our names and that M$’ AI could help us work one out

Following the link and entering the exact prompt they suggested caused the LLM to reset and do nothing

Asking again it gave me my exact name back again as the pronunciation

You missed the apostrophe in 'til

Demand changes what is available. My local men’s fashion place now sells Hawaiian shirts made of natural fibres. Cotton underwear has always been available

Now I can easily get my brightly coloured clothes in reasonable fibres I’ll have nothing that loses micro plastics on me today

Though I may ride my bike and bike tyres have the same problems as car tyres though they wear much less

Socks are built to lowest cost. If you want good socks, get wool or cotton from a small company

Lower quality? Modern houses here (Canberra, Australia) typically have all the energy stars (compared to my '70s place’s half a star), are much larger and are proof against termites

A 2026 house beats mine in every respect

Sometimes documentation doesn’t help. My workplace used to be waterfall and we still have systems analysts producing documentation

One piece of work came to my team as “this calculation fails in this case and we can’t tell why”

Looking at it there were two updates in the documentation showing updates ten years ago the first fixing that corner case with the second fixing a side effect of the fix

Why didn’t it work? It was never built, or perhaps built but never merged

On the good side we have an excellent plan for how to fix that corner case, on the bad side we aren’t funded to do that amount of work so we have to half arse a solution

Sorry, you were hired as a prompt engineer, your prompt wasn’t good enough to make perfect code, so you are fired

I don’t consider paint to be food

Presuming you don’t play Palladium fantasy, since no one does, you could steal this critter

Corpse creature

Lies in ruins looking like a week old corpse, wearing something obvious and valuable, such as a gold pendant

When someone tries to remove the valuable the corpse creature grabs them strongly by the neck and strangles them

The corpse creature doesn’t collect loot, doesn’t eat their kills, it’s just out to bait and murder

In the Palladium system it has a strength of 23, you’d probably want to make it moderately powerful but only on its first attack

If a group approaches it’ll keep playing dead, it only attacks lone individuals

Precision is about how fine a scale you can use to describe the position; what you described is repeatability

A clock with a sweep arm is more precise than one without

A digital clock showing fractions of a second is more precise

An atomic clock is even more precise

My nice precise long case chiming clock is precise to about the half minute, but it gains time when the weather becomes colder and loses time when weather becomes warmer, so it has poor repeatability. Its accuracy is good enough as I correct and tune it weekly when I wind it

My wife’s cuckoo clock is low precision with only 12 marks on it’s face and each of those being blunt and a few minutes wide, it also only sounds half hourly, tweeting the hour or once on the half hour

There’s no accounting for taste. No one’s choice of entertainment is wrong. Differences are part of the nature of humanity

If you want to not look like a dick you can say things like “I don’t find those sorts of things funny” and fewer people will find that offensive

Saying “I don’t want to be X” while being X isn’t convincing regarding your intention

Giant brands are not interesting

Personally I find nutella the worst food that comes in a jar

Coincidentally Universe Today addressed this in their recent question show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/live/SiGmJkeCPl8?t=59m51s just before the 60 minute mark

It makes sense that your reference is a science fiction show

Consider supermassive black holes. They are the largest entities in the universe and they exist in nearly every galaxy. They aren’t going to get appreciably bigger, if they aren’t big enough to bang, what is?

Then by what mechanism do you propose an incredibly deep gravity well could spit out bulk stuff?

I’m taking the null hypothesis, you’re the one with a claim to prove