Good points, thanks

That thing does look pretty tasty.

I don’t know anything about their system but yeah, if they do that they will clear a lot of cases.

What does Japan do to clear murders you’re talking about?

OK, sure. But this is just “America Bad! Australia Good!”

Yo dawg, I heard you like sugar so I put sugar in your sugar.

Yeah, says so right there in the brochure. “Video capability” AND it’s got bluetooth, which is a famously promiscuous protocol so if you’re anywhere near one of these things with BT enabled on your fone it’s fucking in your BT, seeing your status

edit: I bet it can even tag me driving by listening to Spotify on my earbuds. I can get a lot further from my phone than I’d be from the drink machine in who knows how many fast food spots before service drops.

That’s actually pretty terrifying now that I think about it and I’ve long been a fan of BT earbuds but damn, these drink machines and any number of unknown nodes could just be watching me drive around

Before anyone goes off and murders a hated family member just realize that most of those sorts of murders get solved. It’s the drive-by, gangland sort of shit that goes unsolved.

If you murder your wife they will catch you.

edit: and it’s pretty funny they call a 58% clearance rate “nearly half go unsolved” and laud a 60% clearance rate in another unidentified country. Fucking NYT. Yes our police are a problem but you don’t have to make them look worse than they are.

Fine.

That’s so wrong I can’t even. Drink more water!

I think it’s fair to say I work with my hands, what with setting tile. I don’t let my hands get gross but lots of my coworkers do.

You might be able to handcuff them with a dry microfiber, but the cloth just slips off of my hands

“Compassion is reserved for the people who think like I do.”

Lotion is cheap, staying hydrated is cheaper

Yeah? Those young girls at that summer camp voted for this?

GTFO. Dick.

Yeah, someone told me yesterday that the people in Kabul deserve to have no assistance, “because they chose the Taliban”.

I mean, that’s certainly a perspective.

As long as it’s your OWN baby picture I’m cool with that

You put your cojones in a cajon, you get her to open the cajon…

'96 and '05 pickup trucks I keep flogging along for work, '05 SUV that’s owned by my wife. They aren’t going to last forever but I’m going to try.

I should try this stuff and then see which of those cars I can disable the tracking antennas

ok