Luigi is sick. I know this because they postponed a court date. But that doesn’t matter because he was with me!

Lettuces are mostly water

You can’t tell me what to do

“GET OUT OF THE BIKE LANE!” - cyclists

But I don’t have any broken bones

Bin laden or Lin Biden?

I thot about this thurowley

My problem with English is that the word “tough” should be spelt “tuff”

ITT

Just try it!

If you are unhappy with the rising cost of living then you’re a Democrat

14 beers would make me pee a lot

You should send pics of your genitalia to your parents

He didn’t even have a United health care policy

bow chicka wow wow

We Like the Stock

ruh roh

They can’t prove Luigi did anything. He was with me in California that day.

Luigi is handsome enough, he can just play himself in the movie