Love it.

HE SAID SWAP THE GENITALS!

I think the wording is meant to contrast how few Americans actually want it, vs, how much Trump wants it, who, as president, should, in theory as an elected figure, represent the majority opinion of the people. So, they are calling attention to the fact that it’s a low number, but for a different reason than your reading.

17% feels about right in my subjective experience.

What sort of OCD if you don’t mind me asking?

Is it also possible that what I said was hyperbolic satire?

Thank you for being the only person so far to get the hyperbolic satire. I didn’t think I needed to clarify that it was, when it was so over-the-top.

If you can’t solve all of your problems alone, then you don’t deserve to live.

…again…

Members of an uncontacted African tribe?

It really helps if you’re either super hot, or have an exotic accent; ideally both. Not sure about OP’s standing on this.

That’s exactly what someone who’s about to get distracted by horny posting would say.

Could be Australian.

You never licked a baby?

Women are drowning while men are dying of thirst. Neither can fully appreciate the plight of the other, but we can abide it. I won’t touch your butt uninvited, but, personally, I’m cool with it.

Find out. Fuck her doggy tomorrow for a bit, then stop and doggy next to her and say “My turn!!” Issue a full report of outcum in the space provided below. Please…

Ya, except one time I mentioned something about having a hard time getting nurses at the long term care center I work at to work on Easter Sunday (instead of 2/3 of them calling out fake sick), because people will literally die if there’s no staff there. I was dog piled by people saying 1. I am a corpo shill/capitalist slave-driver for expecting people to show up for their shift, and 2. Something, something, this is the fault of capitalism, communism is the fix.

Oh, you gonna.

Throw it in the microwave.

I make the same face in the heat of July when I come inside from cutting the grass, stand one foot on a floor vent, and let the dry, cool, air, blow up one pant leg and down the other.