Damn Ferengi cats.

“Compassionate conservativism” vibes.

Neat.

until after the election

Says it all, really.

I hear the libs hate it when you eat polar bear liver.

*do not eat polar bear liver.

No way! Private companies are always better than government ones! /s

The “Joe Biden is too old” crowd is pretty quiet these days I’ve noticed.

I’ve never actually been in a Save On Foods. Time to give it a go.

Canadians unhappy with Trump’s claims that their country will be America’s 51st state have lost interest in visiting the other 50

Hey, guess what you shouldn’t have said, NYmag.com.

Dig two graves.

I’m running pihole already. Works great!

I’ve been trying to volunteer at a food bank, but they’ve been ghosting me. 🫠

The last what now?

I’m in. I’ll miss the Loonie, but Europe’s looking pretty good these days.

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

• Mark Twain

Yeah, I was worried I was starting to like him for a minute there.

I heard it was milk or something.

It’s good so far. First double edged razor I’ve used, so it’ll take some getting used to.

I’m right there with you. Never thought it would happen, but here we are.

I can recite my parent’s, but I’m going to have to use a crutch until I memorize it, LOL.