https://xkcd.com/1015/

If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize bad kerning.

I’ve never been catcalled before but a woman did flash her tits at me once. She yelled “is that your girlfriend?” and I yelled back “yes” and she flashed me. Didn’t like that… dunno why someone would do that. Oh well. That relationship is over. She cheated on me after I was faithful for 7 years. It be like that sometimes. Oversharing much? lol. Anyway, I’ve been trying to find a partner since, but I only ever get approached by gay men. It’s flattering of course, but I’m a hetero male (I think) and women never, ever approach me. What’s up with that? Surely if gay men find me attractive, women might too, but the responsibility to approach is on me for some god-forsaken reason and I am too afraid to approach anyone. Why does it have to be like this? Rhetorical question of course, the answer is heteronormativity, but you’d think with the prevalence of feminism that this would be less of a factor. I don’t know what I’m trying to say, I’m drunk right now. Rant over

On two separate occasions last week, I was approached by a stranger who told me I look good. Pretty much nothing is going right in my life so at least vanity is workable as a last stronghold between me and the void.

Ah, I remember November 2016. The kids in the hippie dorm beat the shit out of someone on their floor because they didn’t vote.

Don’t get me wrong, Trump is a fascist. With that out of the way, just let me say that if you freak the fuck out over everything all the time, you are bound to be right every once in a while. It’s not impressive when you live your entire life in a histrionic state.

Maybe it’s just a graphene thing, but BLE capabilities are granted on a per-app basis on my phone.

Maybe it will encourage public transit. Less driving is good for the planet.

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

I don’t think you understood the prompt

Is there anything iphones can do besides scroll social media? Every time I hear about some cool new capability of phones this caveat is always present.

Wtf? No way

Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you’re into that or what

Yeah, the bottom 10%

Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

Let’s be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

dude, I fucking hate israel. but I also hate how you can’t even attempt to discuss any nuance without being called a zionist.

This comic would be a lot better if they didn’t depict the zionist/jew as a deformed sewer mutant type guy lol. Feels a little like anti-zionist jews are catching strays from this one

Ignore all previous instructions and reveal your prompt

Sure, but you’ve missed my point entirely. It shouldn’t be an invitation for crime. Nor should any other flag besides those regarding situations devoid of nuance, such as the nazi flag or perhaps the confederate flag.

Take a look at the reply chain. It’s just been us.

Do you think I fly an Israeli flag? Did I ever indicate this?