With peanut chunks maybe?

Yes. All my fedi services are still happy tho :)

Some phones do still work without, but i think most dont.

No i mean it literally is a stage play script satirizing Shabana Mahmood. Some of my favorite sections:

Shabana Mahmood had been dozing in bed when Shabana Mahmood had burst into her room and pulled back the duvet. Shabana forced her eyes open, trying to make sense of this unexpected intrusion. She reached for her phone. Where was her security detail? Surely this must be a mistake.

“I need to call Keir Starmer,” Shabana sobbed. “He will vouch for me. There must have been some mistake.”

“No mistake,” Shabana snarled. “And don’t go bleating to Keir. He’s the one who signed off on all this.

“Can’t you just give me a few more days? Why don’t you go and deport David Lammy first? I can give you his address.”

“This can’t be right. I couldn’t be more British if I tried. I’ve integrated so well I’ve even become home secretary. I’m a Labour politician whom Reform are happy to call one of their own. I have a couple of Union Jacks to drape myself in when I appear on GB News. I’ll even sign something to say I hate immigrants.”

“Not good enough, I’m afraid,” said Shabana. “The thing is you still look foreign. So pack up your things. On second thoughts, don’t bother. Because we’re going to take all your possessions anyway. Everything from your phone, your jewellery to your house. Just so no one comes over here with the idea that they can come over here, contribute and make a life for themselves.”

Fresh from deporting herself, Shabana appeared in the Commons late on Monday afternoon to give an update on her asylum and deportation policy. The system was broken, she said. There were dark forces at work. Somehow she made this sound as if she thought this was a good thing.

I was really confused until i understood that this is a satire comedy story.

some devices will bypass the battery when permanently plugged in. I have an old phone i use as a syncthing node and i log the battery current on it. It never actually gets used by the phone, it only suffers from some very slight internal discharge.

Are you trying to say its her fault that incels are going after her? I mean sure people should get off twitter, but damn.

Only in the sense that someone was deported with no consideration for their well being. Thats most deportations though.

Why are there no pictures? I wanted to see what the aftermath of an explosion that can seriously damage train tracks looks like. I doubt you could damage the track itself unless you used thermite. Maybe it just blew away the stones?

Thats a headline ive never seen. Nice.

They literally do not exist at all in many places. Why wouldnt you question their existence? Sure its easy to figure out whether they were real, but people on social media constantly ask questions without doing any research for themselves.

has me reconsidering my use of syncthing

This is about a third party piece of software that isnt directly related to syncthing. The devs of syncthing have however been recommending syncthing-fork as their choice for android, so it definitely needs clearing up.

Dumbest shit i have ever seen. Especially for 150$

This often actually exists still, but those companies dont do big marketing and their products will cost 3x that of a “normal” one.

Yep. Indie games are boomin as usual :D

Of course they are questioning the process, but you know what could prevent this entire process? Just stopping their offensive war…

So they are really just intending to forcibly borrow the russian assets and will pay them back later, but only if the russians stop the war and agree to pay reparations. Interesting, i wasnt aware of this mechanism.

Especially because some idiot painted over the key and thread.

I really hope our entire government goes to prison for life. I know it wont happen but i wish for it anyway. Merz is a nazi and a terrorist.

The ceasefire between Israel and the Palestinian militant group Hamas in effect since October 10 is a key reason for lifting the ban.

There is no ceasefire. Israel hasnt ceased firing for even a single day.

Yeah my thought after reading the headline was “only good if they make that collected data public”, because if its not then this is just like what google is doing with captchas.